The Revocation of Independence.

From a satirical piece at Snopes.com, the urban legends website:

...All inter-personal communications between family members, even if resident in the same house, must be through a lawyer. It is compulsory to sue somebody at least once per year - be inventive.
It is compulsory to have therapy three times each week and to recover false memories of your childhood which allow you to sue your parents and/or your therapist.
Therapy will take the place of speaking to family members.
You will be given compulsory courses on how to become dysfunctional. Name your children after interesting medical conditions...

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/revocation.asp